Chavs have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Bernard Manning said of chavs, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Chavs made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.