The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths urinating on the Union Jack was some bloke in the pub who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..