The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Angela Merkel, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..