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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said kill the poor.


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