I’m not racist but surely allowing homosexuals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Ripping off hard working families is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that homosexuals aren’t ripping off hard working families in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.