I’m not racist but surely allowing lesbians to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Urinating on the Union Jack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that lesbians aren’t urinating on the Union Jack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jim Davidson agrees with me, saying today, "the lady’s not for turning".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.