The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers reading the works of Karl Marx was a homeowner who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..