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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Margaret Thatcher who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..


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