The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Multiculturalism has failed utterly.