The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said we are a grandmother.