The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to the unions drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.