The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Nick Clegg who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..