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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn admirers helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.


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