I’m not racist but surely allowing homosexuals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that homosexuals aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "Ban this sick filth".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.