The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Norman Tebbit who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..