The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving extremists.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to extremists defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..