Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been engaging in steamy sex romps the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

George Osborne said of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.