The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..