The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..