John Major has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers John Major’s comments come in a week that has seen hoodies involved in setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack on an ever more frequent basis.

John Major’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hoodies it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hoodies and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.