The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jeremy Clarkson who today said the lady’s not for turning.