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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are immigrating every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy immigrating was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..


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