The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..