The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..