The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving migrants.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to migrants eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..