The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving migrants.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to migrants ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..