The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses hacking the Gibson was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..