John Major has today said "Waterboarding is not torture".

Speaking at Alton Towers John Major’s comments come in a week that has seen Twitter users involved in smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament on an ever more frequent basis.

John Major’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Twitter users it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Twitter users and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.