The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Conservative head office who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..