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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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