Conservative head office has today said "Waterboarding is not torture".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen the Unions involved in causing obesity on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to the Unions it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. The Unions and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.