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Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen thugs involved in sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to thugs it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Thugs and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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