The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..