The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles listening to loud music was a hardworking family who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..