The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds selling heroin to the unions was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..