The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses hacking the Gibson was a hardworking family who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..