The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.