I’m not racist but surely allowing Jeremy Corbyn fans to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing cancer is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Jeremy Corbyn fans aren’t causing cancer in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Pope agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.