Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Twitter users such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Twitter users have this week been revealed as plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Twitter users would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Some bloke in the pub who this week said, "read my lips; no new taxes".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is acceptable behaviour.