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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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