The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Richard Littlejohn who today said I like sponge.