The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy binge drinking on council estates was The Pope who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.