The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of trolling social media users, all of them involving Guardian-reading do-gooders.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience trolling social media users, but nowadays thanks to Guardian-reading do-gooders trolling social media users is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.