The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..