The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are binge drinking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps binge drinking was Conservative head office who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..