Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Boris Johnson who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.