The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans welcoming foreigners was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..