The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that trolling social media users is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Vince Cable who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..