The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..