The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving Guardian-reading do-gooders.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to Guardian-reading do-gooders eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Arbeit macht frei.